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YE HAI MUMBAI MERI JAAN: SOME FACTS WHICH EVERY MUMBAIKAR WILL LIKE

ⓂMumbai tips 🔱🚩🏰⛵🚤🌁🌇🌊:

1. If you are a real Mumbaikar and away from Mumbai, you get sentimental, even if you hear words like Chembur; Dadar; Andheri, Bandra. 🌆  🌃 🌉


 2. Mumbai - the only city where people no matter what language, religion and caste, express frustration by saying 'chayla' 💃

 3. The only place where even bus conductor motivates us "Chalo aage badho" 🚃🚃🚃

 4. For Mumbaikars - Burger bole toh bakwaas, vada pav bole toh jhakaas.🍛🍔

 5. Mumbaikars - we will stand in empty trains and will fight for a seat in crowded ones.🚈🚇

 6. Mumbai - A city where people come to make their career and end up making their life. 👣

 7. A city with blend of different people and three things, 'pudhil station', 'Agla station', and 'next station' 🚂🚂🚂

 8. Slow local trains - the one which halts at all stations
Fast trains - the one which halts in between stations. 🚥
🚉🚥🚉

 9. Everything is fair in love, war and local trains.🚊🚊🚊

 10. You never say angry. You say "dimaag ka dahi ho gaya hai"🙆🙆🙆

 11. Mumbaikar to auto wala - sakinaka chaloge?
Auto wala - nahi.
Mumbaikar - saale dubai chalega? 🚓🚕🚓

 12. Some words we use often - waat lagayi, aai shapath, pandu, party to banti hai, kat le, jhol, lai bhari, ek number.💂

 13. Local trains are the only place in Mumbai, where men are more civilized than women.👷

 14. In India we drive on the left of the road. In Mumbai we drive on what is left of the road.🚗🚗🚗🚗

 15. That awesome moment when in local trains you don't have to move towards the exit, you simply pushed towards it by the crowd. 🚋🚋🚋

 16. While giving directions you say right / left maaro aur waahan pe ek bridge girega...🚝🚝🚝🎢🎢🎢

 17. If an Andheri/ Borivali passenger gets into a Virar fast train, that's a serious crime boss.🚫🚫🚫

 18. Once you survive in a Mumbai local during the journey from VT to Kalyan & Virar to Churchgate or vice versa during peak hours, you can survive anywhere in the world.🏤🏤🏤

 19. Train timings (9.27, 10.49 etc) are really important events of life.🏪

 20. In every local train journey you will find atleast one person asking " arey yeh platform kis taraf aayega?"🚨🚨🚨

 21. No starbucks coffee can beat of our own cutting chai. ☕☕☕

 22. Nobody remains "untouched" once you enter Virar / Karjat fast local. 👫👬👭

 23. 99% fast train halt at Goregaon station, but still not indicated...✋✋✋

 24. Second class ticket Rs 9 and first class ticket Rs 104. No difference. You can't sit in either.👥👤👥👤👥👤


 25. Getting a virar fast train from Andheri / Borivali during peak hours is more difficult than getting into IIT and IIM. 🙈🙉🙊

 26. If you smell Parle G Biscuits, Matlab Vile Parle Station aa gaya. 🍪🍪🍪🍪

 27. Aur yahan Mumbai mein ghadi sab ke pas hai, lekin time kisi ke pas nahi hai. 🚘🚘🚘

 28. You are travelling every day in Virar or Thana train.. aur tum train me friends nahi bana sakte... mean you are duffer, boring ( in short Mamu)🙋🙌🙋🙌🙋

 29. 3 moments/places where politicians can't dare to speak about religion.👀👀👀
         1. Ganesh Chaturthi
        2. Ramzan
        3. Mount Mary fair.

30. We are only and only Mumbaikar when 26/ 7 paralysed city, 7/ 11 blast & in 26/ 11 terrorist attck. We shows great example of humanity.💆👶👦👧👴

 31. We have great respect for dabawala. We never argue with them and we always argue with machiwala in local 🐠🐟🐠🐟

 Yeh hai MumBai Meri JaaN🎭🌆🌃🌉🎭

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