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6 Reasons Why The Mumbai Local is better than the Metro

You may think that this is some kind of a joke. Damn right it is! Now that I have your   attention let   me tell you the difference between riding the Metro and riding the Mumbai local. Clean is boring The   intricate  pattern. The artisans do this   effortlesslessly . Imagine the level of skill. The Metro has got it’s swanky, spick-and-span railway platforms and trains. But will it ever be able to match the level of betel-leaf (paan) art, that adorns the sacred walls of the Mumbai Local? Will it? No more of the motherly warmth of the Mumbai Local  The Metro is air-conditioned, but deep down inside you’re going to miss the free sauna rides you had in the summers. You will! You’re going to miss the aromas of Kurla The Metro smells great! But now you no longer stand a chance to identify stations by their mere smell.   Eg . Kurla smells like garbage, Sandhurst   rd .   smells   like poop, etc. No more  massages  for you No more of the full body massages you g

She Is Too Good Be True

When I first meet you we were suppose to be friends   Who would of thought that I would love you in the end? We talked and talked for months and months Got to know each other in a way that no one would   I didn't want to give you my heart I was so scared that   You would tear it apart, but then I gradually let to commit the perfect crime   Cause you stole my heart with no intentions of giving it back Now is the time for us to grow old together that is what you say   But I just cannot wait for that special day. Every time that I'm with you I still get butterflies after all these months   You are so cute the way that you smile   Your eyes looking into mine makes me want to kiss you every time It all just feels so right to be next to every single second of the day   Your love lights up my life and when I am down it lights up the stars in the night.   I promise to love you in every way that I can and to be by your si

LOVE OF MY LIFE

When I say I love you, please believe it's true. When I say forever, know I'll never leave you.   W h en I say goodbye, promise me you won't cry, Because the day I'll be saying that will be t h e d ay I die.

My True Love

I have a feeling That I can comprehend In my deepest thoughts you  are More than just a friend. I wouldn't want to Rush us now As love we explore But there's a growing love inside That we just can't ignore. I love the times we Spend together. We are comfortable And free. I think of you when we are Alone. I think of you and me. We have a share Secrets to uncover. There's more To life then we will both discover. I love you always. I'll love you when you're dumb, I'll love you when you're smart, I'll love you anyway you are, Right from the start. I'll love you if you're tall I'll love you if you're short, I'll love you if you're pretty, Or just an ugly dork. I'll love you if you're toothless, I'll love you if you're blind, Anything that's wrong with you, To me you 'll be fine. My heart is opening up now, Unlike it used to d

45 Things 'Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani' Taught Us About Love, Life & Friendships

1.  Some friendships are forever. 2.  Sometimes, people you love the most don’t love you back. Some things are just not meant to be. 3.  But its okay, life moves on. And you find someone worth your love. 4.  Travelling makes you fall in love – with yourself and with life! 5.  No matter how much you try, there’s no resisting love. If it has to happen, it will.   6.  Don’t get so involved in making a career that you forget to live! 7.  Always listen to your heart. It’ll guide you home. 8.  Being friends with backbenchers will make sure you don’t have any dull moment in life. 9.  Sometimes, impulsive decisions are the best. 10.  Money spent on friends isn’t money wasted. You’d rather be poor and have your best friend by your side than be rich and have nobody around! 11.  All it takes is one small step to break off from the mundane and discover life. 12.  There’s nothing more unconditional than a dad’s love for his son. No matter how much they disapprov

30 ways Interns are like minions

1.  They look like this on their first day: 2.  And they feel like this: 3.  They travel in packs. 4.   They’re never what you expected from the phone interview. 5.  They are easily confused. 6.  Not to mention overeager. 7.  They don’t know where to get lunch. 8.  They’re often underdressed. 9.  They know their place. 10.  They agree with anything anybody says. 11.  Jamming the copy machine is their specialty. 12.  So is asking the same questions over and over again. 13.  They can be hard to understand. 14.  They kiss up to their bosses.        15.  Friendly competition happens.   16.  But they eventually learn how to work as a team. 17.  Answering the phone is intimidating. 18.  They might take selfies when the boss isn’t looking. 19.  Happy hour is a must. 20.  They keep their workspace clean and organized (m